Census Training: Haikus for you-s

Here are a couple of raw haikus I came up with during Census Enumerator Training:

Census work is fun?
Title 13 protects us,
I like extra cash.

Training days are long,
Too many questions are asked.
My brain is now numb.

Vampire households
They are difficult to find;
Note, wear some garlic.

Basketball court sounds;
I think a baby was born,
With a ball in hand.

Filling out these forms,
It is going to haunt me.
This room is shrinking.